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Important English lessons

In my sophomore high school English class, we played a review game before every exam and every time we played, our teacher would make the scorekeeper walk up to the board while he played The Final Countdown. So you would have to wait in your seat while the opening synth notes came out of his crappy stereo, and then when the drums came in he would signal you to walk up to the board. Then he would...

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emmyc: typette: Regular Show has 1 Million Fans! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! Regular Show’s creator JG Quintel and Cartoon Network love all 1 Million of you so much, we had Mordecai, Rigby, and the rest of the park guys make this Party Tonight music video that’s so awesome, it can only be described with three letters: R-A-D. You can only see it here, so thanks for being a Regular Show fan!! ...

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"Chris, we have to make sure we guide men to make... →

paulftompkins: Senator Turner, you are my new favorite person.

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Important Health Lessons

Once, in my 9th grade health class, the guy I sat next to left to go to the bathroom and when he came back, he asked what he missed. But I couldn’t bring myself to tell him that our teacher had just spent 5 minutes explaining that he knew, from personal experience, how much it hurt to use anti-bacterial hand soap on your dick.

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Comedy Bang! Bang! Sneak Peek Looks as ridiculous and amazing as I expected.

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Wisdom Teeth

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled: Me: (muffled by chipmunk cheeks) I ffffeel gooo. I like ffficodin. Parents: (laughing and taking pictures of me) When my brother had his wisdom teeth pulled: Brother: (no swelling) I feel ok, just numb. Parents: Here let me make you a milkshake. You should take your pill now. What do you want for dinner?

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Sometimes your thing is better than someone else’s thing (papers, projects, art, etc.) but you don’t really acknowledge it and you say “Oh yours is good,” and inside you’re thinking “Wow mine is so much better. I’m kind of amazing” but you’re supposed to be humble and modest and even when a peer pays me a compliment on my thing, I can’t...

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DC Pierson: My Imaginary Rap Label →

dcpierson: Rick Ross has MMG, or Maybach Music Group. Jeezy has CTE, or Corporate Thug Entertainment. I have FWD, or Fraught With Doubt. PUT ONE FINGER IN THE AIR IF YOU DOWN WITH FWD! THEN REALIZE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH YOUR FINGER IN THE AIR AND TAKE THE FINGER DOWN! THEN THINK ABOUT HOW YOU JUST…

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thedailywhat: Title Sequence of the Day: From tonight’s episode of The Simpsons, an epic Game of Thrones-themed couch gag. [chewiejr.] BA DA BUM BUM BA DA BUM BUM BA DA BUM BUM

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